Friday, April 6, 2012

The Locker Room Horror

I thought it was just like any other ordinary lap swim.  Since I had ran earlier that day, I cut my swim short at 40 minutes because I didn't want to recover my legs from the deep-end of the pool.  I.was.beat.  Heading into the locker room with my swim bag, I was relieved to see I was alone...or so I thought....

DUN DUN DUN!!! 
(That's supposed to be suspenseful music)

After enjoying a nice little hot water rinse in the shower I pulled my rolled up towel from my swim bag.  But something black caught my eye and I twirled the towel around in my hands...BIG SPIDER!!!!! AAAAAAAA!!! I proceed to shriek like tween at a Justin Bieber concert, in my birthday suit, all while shaking & flinging the crap out of my towel.  Off goes the spider and scurries away to swim laps of his own.  If anyone else was in the locker room, it would have been super embarrassing for sure.  Ah heck, it was embarrassing anyway.  I hate spiders.  I hate spiders anywhere near my clothes or towels.  I especially hate spiders near my bed.  *shudder*  *ugh* *gag* 

And THAT is how you get your adrenaline pumping.  Post-workout.  How convenient. :P

10 comments:

  1. Ewww!! Totally hate spiders!! However, now that I'm a mama if I see one around my baby girl that spider is dead! Mama bear comes out...grrr.

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  2. Without a doubt the best illustration I've seen all day. Glad you survived the attack.

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  3. The drawing made me laugh!!!!

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  4. Oh my world!!! I would've crapped my pants!!! I am NOT a fan of spiders in any way shape or form!

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  5. Sorry about the spider but the story is too funny! Glad you survived the attack! :)

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  6. That is the best drawing I've ever seen! This happened to me once with a blanket and it was TERRIFYING!!!!! I hate spiders.

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  7. Part of me died just reading this.

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  8. i seriously would have died...we get big brownies (what hubs and i call them!) in our house all the time and when hubs hears a certain decibel of shrieking, he knows what i've seen. one time i was folding the laundry in the living room and a big brownie crawled out of the pocket of one of his dress shirts! after screaming hysterically to no avail (hubs wasn't home to rescue me), i picked up this shirt with a stick and threw it outside on the deck and waited for him to come home. lol!

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  9. I like your drawing, and the story! i like to draw when I don't have photos to add to my blog...but my drawings aren't quite this nice!

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